Functional Couple

Ziegfeld was propped up in the window, drinking a brown bottle of malzbier, when his women, Lakisha, entered. She was quiet for a second then she ran her hand over his head and said:
_Baby, you're getting bald.
Ziegfeld finished sucking a sip from his bottle, said  with the moist mouth;
_Wow, why's that, all of a sudden?
Lakisha shrugged and said
_There is nothing wrong in getting bald, man, is just that it usually happens when people get old, you're kinda new to start losing hair.
Ziegfeld  said then
_Well, At the least I'm only losing hair now. It would be worse if I were you, and was born with these can-opener teeth.
Lakisha snapped his fingers and moved her neck from side to side:
_ Look here Zig ,my teeth can be little separated, but at  least i'm not a ass-hole like you. Or bald. I was just noticing. Besides, I can just close my mouth, no one sees my teeth
_And I can implant some hair, whistle-mouth.
_It dosen't make your type to make hair implant
_Nor yours to close the mouth
Lakisha squeezed her eyes with an expression that said "Oh, hell, you didn't"
Ziegfeld squeezed a smile with bearded cheeks:
_Love ya, hony
_ I love you too, dick head

Solidão

Sozinha, novamente
eu posso ouvir as paredes
que sussurram coisas verdes
aos monstros da minha mente

Solidão, minha inseparável parceira
é a unica que presencia
que cativa, feiticeira
minha pobre poesia...